I'd like to introduce you please to a lump of cheddar cheese

I have six statements to make.(if you are Jo, or Herbie click here

• I am mad, crazy, not normal, call it what you may. I'm not different i'm special!
• I love Smarties to pieces and get hyper on orange ones.
• If you are mean to me, i'll hit you with the ugly stick.
• I see all here all and understand all, so please dont insult me by not telling me whats going on.
• I have given up Lying for lent. (but im not doing very well)
• When i am older i want to be an astronaut/guy who puts ink into the machine that prints the lines on lined paper (hey, i've had a sheltered childhood)
• Lego is way kooler than you (unless you are one of the 12 shines)
• Im a secret lemonade drinker (R Whites)

Now you know how i feel about life you should be warned that at times i may seem friendly and happy, but i change like the click of a finger!